Monday's Raid

Let no joyful voice be heard today. Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Dread Pirate Robertsons! We, the wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates of ES3 are ready for battle. May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels. ARRRRGH!