Thursday, July 31, 2008

Relay Rules


Because we're a competitive bunch, I thought it would make sense to publish the event rules in advance. This blog entry covers the rules for the Relay portion of the Event. Look for rules for the other two elements and scoring sometime tomorrow.

Relay Rules
1. Before the relay, you will receive a group of labeled envelopes — each containing a different activity sequence.

2. Teams can complete them in any order they'd like. Not sure, but there may be a winning strategy here

3. Most of the activities for the relay involve the entire team tag-teaming to complete a sequence. Here's a simple example, far too easy for our Olympics: Person one finds a pen, person two takes the top off of the pen, person three writes their name on a piece of paper. After each task, the participant completing the task will pass the card to the next team member. When the entire sequence is complete, a new envelope / sequence will be opened. NOTE: Envelopes cannot be opened in advance.

4. When you're not participating in a given task, you will stay with your team in a predetermined place in the Conference / Ideation area. You cannot leave your area to help a teammate

5. If the person participating in the task needs help, they can return to their team's area and ask their team questions then return to complete their task

6. If for some reason the participant cannot complete their task (after at least 2 minutes of trying), they can pass the task to a teammate who can do it for them. There will be a 2-Minute Penalty for each time a team member passes on a task

If you have questions, please post them here so everyone can benefit from the answers.

More soon!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

More Ram Challenge Pictures




Ram Challenge: A little Feedback — By Brittney Lewis






We all know that the start of the tour has been a great success.

For a little more evidence of accomplishment, I was talking to a number of people at the consumer event and asked what their thoughts were on the truck and the event itself. Below are a few of the comments I received.

"This has been an eye opening experience – I had my perception of the Ram changed 180 degrees"

"These courses are really cool!! I like how you can drive the other vehicles; you can really tell a difference."

"There is only one problem with all of this, now I need to trade my truck in for a ’09!"

"The new Challenger is pretty sweet! All it needs is General Lee tagged on her and its all set! (Please note I had to edit the language on this one!)"

"That just totally changed my feelings towards the Ram!"

"This is a real mind changer!"

"My family’s perception of the Ram has totally flipped! It’s a whole new truck!"

"There are so many places to lose stuff!"

"This would be great for the family road trips with the trailer! It is so comfortable!"

I also saw a lot of people laughing and smiling and there were a TON of this à WHOAAAAA! COOL! AWESOME!!!!!

I have also attached a few pictures for your viewing pleasure J I have more if you would like as well!


Thank you all for an amazing week!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Daily Olympic Tip #10



Pin the EpiPen on the Ari?

But there so much more to working at ES3...

1. Bean Machine — What's your high score on the Bean Machine?

2. Trash Can Paper Shoot Out — How are your long distance paper-wad- to-trash-can hoops skills?

3. Refrigerator Roulette — How strong are you at determining how long a food item's been in the refrigerator — a day... a week... a month... longer? Can you tell the difference?

4. Second Lunch Sniff-Out — Can you identify what Evan's microwaving just by the smell wafting out of the kitchen?

5. Pin the EpiPen on the Ari — Do you have the skills to get a bulls eye in "Pin the EpiPen on the Ari?" No Ari's will be harmed in the conducting of this game.

These bonus event's will make you chump or a champion. Be strong... be ready!!!

Ram Field Guide

Fresh from the Ram Challenge Tour!

Here's a video we created for the Ram Challenge Closing Session. Enjoy!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Daily Olympic Tip #8


Where to Get a New Chew-Chew

Yes rookies, the legend of a place where free gum is available 24/7/365 is TRUE!!! For the Office Olympics, you'll need to know where. As an added twist, you might want to know where all of the free snacks are in the office. Now, there's something to chew on!

Yester-Daily Olympic Tip #7

Ooops. Like everybody else, I got slammed and couldn't squeeze in the tip of the day. So, because I said I would, here's a shot at getting back on track...


Y? — Because we love you!
X, Y, Z, P, D, Q... We have lots of drives for archiving and sharing files. Do you know what each of them are for? For the Office Olympics you might want to brush up and make sure you know the finer points of saving and accessing files on the drives? Stuff to consider...

1. What in the world is a "Shared" Drive and how / when should you use it?
2. How do you delete a file after FTPing?
3. How / where do you archive old files?
4. How quickly can you find a file when you a bread crumb trail?

That kind of stuff...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Daily Olympic Tip #6


The UPS Man Always Rings Once

Most of us will need to ship something at one time or another. So, for the Office Olympics you'll need to know the basics. Things like:

1. When does the UPS dude arrive?
2. How do you weigh and measure a package for UPS?
3. How do you create a shipping label?
4. How do you pop a whole sheet of bubble wrap most effectively?
5. Which side of the packing tape is the stickiest? (Newbies, no cheating)

The OO is coming soon! Is your team ready????

Monday, July 14, 2008

Daily Olympic Tip #5



It's a Supplies Party!

From computers to clips, we all rely on a wide range of supplies to get our jobs done. You probably inherited an assortment of goods on your first day of work here, but where do you get more? Steal them from JB's office. Yes, a valid option -- but a dangerous one. That's why he keeps that baseball bat in his office you know.



Soooooo... if you want to score big points, it's important to know where the office gear is kept, and how to order more when it's gone. Here's just a short list of things you should be able to find:
1. Pens and Pencils
2. Steno / Legal Pads
3. Sticky Notes
4. WallTalkers
5. White Board Cleaner
6. Binder Clips
7. Staples
8. ...

And, don't forget to find out how to order more!!!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Don't Mess...


Whatever, Hixies Pee-Wees. There's nothing to laugh at when The DPR is in the hizzy. YEAH!

DOUBLE-YAR!!!

Oh yes...it's a word...Cheerleaders said it...

...BROUGHTEN!!!!

YAR!!!!

Daily Olympic Tip #4


It's a Lock!
... And a bunch of other stuff.

It's one of those days. You're cranking full blast on a project, lose track of time, and before you know it, you're the last person in the office. So, what do you do before you leave? To prepare for Olympics you're going to want to know what to do with the:
1. Audio System
2. Blinds
3. Alarm
4. Doors

As an added bonus — How much do we pay every time the alarm goes off and the police come?

THE PIXIES LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT TRASH TALK!

Watch Your Back




...you never know when or where The Dread Pirate Robertsons will strike next.

Putting fear in the hearts of the weak,
-- The DPR

Juggernaut 3

“One is the loneliest number that you'll ever doTwo can be as bad as oneIt's the loneliest number since the number one”

But 3…Three can be repeated, never defeated, never deleted, and we multiply, we are super-fly and all the power that we have…you CANNOT deny…

Juggernaut 3…

Get your numbers straight…

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!


Let it be known that the The Scallywag crew of Nancy, Laura, Paul, Mort, Kacha and Matt are joining forces for the ES3 Office Olympics under the flag of the Dread Pirate Robertsons!

"The Dread Pirate Robertsons are here for your souls!"

Daily Olympic Tip #3


I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And, have them re-stock the refrigerator when the drink the last one.
(I should be a song writer)

Welp, you learn something every day. Today, under the careful tutelage of Peggy Visser, I learned the the three locations where soft drinks are kept as they wait to be consumed by thirsty ES3-ers. Do you know where they are? Do you know where they're kept when they're on deck for the fridge? Do you know where they begin their journey to the fridge? Better find out!!!

GET READY FOR A FACE FULL OF FAIRY DUST!

It is my pleasure to announce the team that will kick your butts...

We are Hixie's Pixies!

Named after our fearless leader and consisting of a solid team of veterans — the Pixies are in it to win it.

I can just feel the sheer intimidation!

-Jon, Hixie, JC, JZT, Hastings and Sid

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

By Popular Demand... Design Your Own Olympic Shirt

And, I don't use the term "demand" loosely. Instead of creating the same T-Shirt design and printing them on different color shirts, more than half of the teams have requested that each team design their own logo for one side of the shirt. The opposite side will feature identical ES3 Office Olympic logos. Soooo... get designing!!! Jen and Nicole will let you know when the deadline is for your art.

The A-Team Pities the Fool!



Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain Kosher Katz. I am proud to present the A-Team! JB, KK, PeeVee, Korbie, Britt and AK47

We just waxed the van and are ready to kick some butt. The ES3 Olympic gold medal will be a nice addition to the Mr. T collection.

We have enough Diesel to clobber the Hybrids and with JB at the plate, we'll shut down the Clos'ers like the 2003 Tigers.

All you other teams out there beware, the A-Team is coming!



B.A. Baracus: I pity the fool who goes out tryin' a' take over da world, then runs home cryin' to his momma!


P.S. For $3,000 I'll shave my head and leave a mohawk!

Daily Olympic Tip #2


We work the printers and copier hard here at the office. In order to keep them rolling, reduce waste, do away with unnecessary costs and win big points in the Office Olympics you need to know the following:

1. Where to find supplies for refilling paper (all sizes and types) and toner (all machines)
2. What to do when we're on our last box of paper
3. How to select the right printer for the job — When is it right to use the color printer? When isn't it?
4. How to reduce waste — When should a file be printed, when should it be saved digitally?
5. How and where to dispose of paper

Master these skills and your team is well on its way to the awards ceremony!

PS. Be sure to announce your TEAM LEADER and TEAM NAME — ON THE BLOG — before the weekend. BONUS POINTS will be awarded for those who complete this first point-earning task in the competition.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Two-Thirds Green


Our little posse is comprised of yours truly and Scoopey. Both wily ES3 veterans to be sure. That's where the veteran streak on this team ends. Add in teammates Doug Carpenter, Valerie Van Ryn, Cami Grove and Michelle Callahan and you have a whopping 8 months of ES3 experience between the 4 of them! Of course you wouldn't know that by their dedication to our Company. That's why the Two-Third's Green team is the one to watch. A two mode Hybrid!

As an added bonus...I know where all the bones are buried around here so watch out!

Of course there was some trepidation on both my part and Michelle Callahan's regarding this "Green" notion. So to make sure there is no doubt, we leave you with this:



Team Name

We have chosen our team name....The Clos'ers....
and we have a message...Get ready to rumble!


-The Clos'ers
"Let us win. Your future at ES3 depends on it."

(Chris, Mallory, Nate, Evan, Eric and Elisa)

Daily Olympic Tip #1


To score big points in the ES3 Office Olympics it's important to know:

1. How to open the TP holder in the bathrooms
2. Where to find new rolls
3. How to replace it

OR for those who like to live in fantasy land:
1. Where the TP Fairy lives
2. How the TP Fairy miraculously replaces the TP after you leave the holder empty
3. Who is stronger — the TP Fairy or the Dishwasher-Emptying Fairy?

Monday, July 7, 2008

Team Leader Roll Call...

Here's the place to enter the name of your team leader. Enter them in the "comments" area of this post.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

This Week's Challenge -- The Name Game

All right teams. This week you have two simple, yet important tasks on your plates: Name Your Team and Select your Team Leader. Once you've reached a consensus, shout them out here on the ES3 Voice Blog. Oh... there might just be bonus points for every team that makes it under the wire. The competition has begun!!!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

More Draft-Day Pictures





Jon, thanks for shooting!

Teams Selected... Event Date Identified






The Wheel Has Spoken!
Here are the teams for Monday, August 4th's ES3 Office Olympics!

Evan
Eric
Nate
Elisa
Malorie
Bean

Brittney
Ari
Peggy
Kristie
Jeff
JB

Ryan
Carrie
Robert W
Sefi
Nicole
Angie

Todd
Kris
David
Jen
Jon R
John C

Nancy
Kacha
Mort
Laura
Paul
Matt

Camie
Valerie
Michelle
Doug
Sandy
Ben

NEXT STEPS
1. Elect a Team Captain
2. Select a Name for Your Team
3. Submit Olympic (find-it, stow-it, do-it) Activities
4. Talk it Up! Feel free to trash talk on the Blog

If you missed the draft, here are some pictures to enjoy:

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Announcing the Office Olympics “Big Wheel” Draft! -- Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

In addition to partaking in Giovanelli-icious food tomorrow, the ES3 Office Olympic Committee (EOOC) will conduct a draft for our upcoming games. Don’t miss the drama as we spin the big wheel and determine the teams. Brother against brother... suit against suit... desktopper against desktopper... spreadsheet jockey against spreadsheet jockey... Existing allegiances will be challenges and new ones will be formed! In the end, one team will rise victorious!

Check http://es3voice.blogspot.com/ [ES3 Voice] for event details and for a full list of the pairings following the draft. ES3 Voice is your official source for draft-day coverage. ES3 Voice is a fully owned subsidiary of ES3. Offer not valid in Hawaii, Downriver or Puerto Rico.